November 10th, 2005
|comeuppances||04:19 pm - Who is gonna do something as disgusting as peeing on herself at her job...|
Okay, so did we not see how close Kyle and Kim got? Because I'm really confused about why Kim was so upset about her leaving. Almost crying, Kim? Are you serious? That girl was a big pile of boring, so unless she was giving you some on the side (and away from the cameras), I don't get it! That's just one less bitch for you to worry about.
And what the fuck is wrong with BJ Gillian? The chin? The cheeks? The wow!
That guy is serious. And yet, even with all those facial deformities, I was happy to see him and not "Mister" Jay giving these girls fashion advice. If Jay could have it his way, he'd make them all platinum blonde, turn them into guys and then make out with all of them. HA!
Stupid Eva. I'm not even going to spend time talking about how stupid she sounded while gloating about her "entourage". Because bitch has my dream dog, which I also have but mine is gigantore Yorkie and hers is all cute and normal-sized. And I'll bet hers doesn't eat her only form of self defense either!
But I gotta give it to her. She is the only Top Model to ever do anything. Why, I saw her on the back of a magazine just the other day!
I like how this looks like Steve-O is hitting her and her head is flying back. She looks alright.
Wow. Seriously. When this episode started, I didn't really know who was going to get cut. But then, when Golden Tooth kept standing there in this same exact pose, shot after shot, I knew. She looks soooooo stupid! Hide your ears, bitch! Didn't you learn anything from the Flaunt it/Hide it shoot?
Everyone was right about Kim looking good in this picture. The lighting, the face, the colors, the everything. This is a really good picture.
Jesus. PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, LISA! And a mask while you're at it. She looks like she's going to eat that guy. Or drink him.
I thought Nik's face was really hideous in this picture, so I don't really get why everyone loved it. It looked like it was made out of clay.
Her body does look pretty good though.
I'm a little confused about why they need Top Models on Veronica Mars. I mean, I've never seen the show, but I've heard it's good. And I don't understand HOW it can be good if they've got Naima and fucking KIM on it. It makes so sense! And I really expected Lisa to do a lot better than she did during the audition. She cried, didn't she? nebula1500 said it was because she drinks four bottles of wine a day. Or wait, did she say that as a reason why Lisa was dressing up and wearing fake bad teeth? Hmm...
I guess it could have also been the explanation for Lisa putting on a diaper and then peeing in it in front of a whole bunch of people... and the entire country. But that's Lisa for ya! So much fun!
And the loser is
TYRA! During an unprecedented change of events, Tyra is being voted off for her inability to keep her stylists from letting her go on national television looking like this:
But seriously. What the FUCK Tyra? I know Beauty Pageant left early, and I know you had to make up for that somehow, but HOW DARE YOU scare my poor little Nicole (and me!) into thinking she was going to get cut – and TEASE us with happiness over Jehovah Stripper getting cut – and then not cut anyone?!?!
Poor Nicole! Seriously. I was so fucking pissed when she said she wasn't cutting anyone...
I think maybe Kim may have found a new strategy. Whoever she touches gets sent home. but she did have a good week. i really liked her picture. jayla's and lisa's on the other hand....the worst of the bunch. could jayla possibly make the same pose again? that annoyed the hell outta me.
lisa....what a scar on antm. you'd think she'd be too hungover to complete a photo shoot, but she still manages to stumble out of bed...and give us a crappy shot this week.
I don't like how they didn't really give Lisa any shit about her picture. It was so bad!
GOLDEN TOOTH! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So does she!
|Date:||November 16th, 2005 03:03 am (UTC)|| |
I'm not really a fan of Nicole but I really love her picture in this shoot. She's like "who the f*ck let these weirdos in?!!?!" I vote yay for Nicole and nay for wino over there.