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November 17th, 2005


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comeuppances
02:21 pm - FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY!

(BOLD = British, by the by)
So Lisa and I decided to celebrate the trip to London with an English Top Model night entitled "Banger in the Mouth Night"
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I made Bangers & Mash (aka tofu sausage and garlic mashed potatoes)
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And Lisa had a "yard" of Shandy (beer and Sprite - it's British! She had it in Little Britain at Epcot!) and I had the Bees Knees (and possibly cheapest) Sangria
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Oh Kim, don't ever cry! Someone might be taking your ugly picture!

JUDGING! I'm not even going to bother with the phone booth pictures, because everyone was making the same bloody face. CANDIDS!
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I don't care how smashing Golden Tooth looked in her Paparazzi shot. She was wearing sunglasses so you couldn't see her ugly face. THIS is what she really looks like!
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Oh Kim... I mean "Oh, E.T."

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Dishy… (British for not bad looking)

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Now, if ALL Lisa's pictures looked like this, then I would understand why they'd cut her over Golden Tooth. BUT THEY DON'T! And man was I pissed when I found out British slang for drunk is Arseholed, meaning Lisa could have had the grestest new nickname ever. STUPID TYRA!

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I don't get how this came out so bad. Wasn't she standing there letting them take her picture, smiling?

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Probably the worst picture of Nik I've ever seen, like Nigel said. I didn't really think she was able to take a bad picture. And I was sort of mad when Tyra told her she needs a new angle.

I've got a surprise video for you! After deciding we'd hold our own photoshoot doing whatever they decided to do, we were a little stumped when they stuffed themselves into a phone booth because, well...

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So instead we took some of our very own "paparazzi" pictures:
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All in all this episode was pretty damn boring. Everyone got mad at Kim because she likes to talk shit, but everyone in this house likes to talk shit (shite?) - it's bloody Top Model for fuck's sake, not The Best Friends Show. If everyone is going to start getting on people's cases about shit talking, this show is going to go down the shitter – I mean the Khazi. I'm thinking Tyra knew things in London were boring, and that's why she cut Lisa because she knew no one would expect it. And since she's Tyra and she's off her rocker, she didn't realize that cutting the only fun person left in the house would ruin the rest of the cycle.

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R.I.P. BUBBLE BEARD


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From:doctorbones
Date:November 19th, 2005 03:02 am (UTC)
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you guys are nuts. i love it.
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From:comeuppances
Date:November 19th, 2005 05:59 am (UTC)
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Too bad I don't have access to a hot tub. Otherwise there'd be Bubble Beard times three!
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From:doctorbones
Date:November 19th, 2005 06:13 am (UTC)
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do you have a harmonica?
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From:comeuppances
Date:November 19th, 2005 07:26 pm (UTC)
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Baaaaaaaah!
That was a good one.

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